Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
We have to call it "freedom": who'd want to die for "a lesser tyranny"
I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.
Things are never so bad that they can't get worse. But they're sometimes so bad they can't get better.
A love that lasts for twenty years may be better than love, but it isn't love.
Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.