We climb mountains because they are there, and worship God because He is not.

I'm afraid to win, and afraid to lose; I hate a draw and can't stop competing; otherwise I'm fine.

A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.

The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies.

True remorse is never just a regret over consequences; it is a regret over motive.

If you see in your children most of your own faults, you have failed as a parent, but succeeded as a neurotic.

Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.