We climb mountains because they are there, and worship God because He is not.

God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.

With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.

The past is rich in lessons from which we would greatly profit except that the present is always so full of Special Circumstances.

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.

It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror.