It's wonderful to watch pretty women with character grow beautiful.

Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.

I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.

Luck: when your burst of energy doesn't run afoul of someone else's.

Says the rude child: "No, I won't do it." Says the courteous grown-up: "Yes, I won't do it.

Revenge leads to an empty fullness, like eating dirt.

I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will do again; You will bite your tongue, careful or not, Upon the already-bitten spot.