Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.
A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!
God and the devil lose to a common enemy: inertia.
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.