Life is a mixed blessing, which we vainly try to unmix.
Don't be yourself - be someone a little nicer.
People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.
There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.
Beauty often fades, but seldom so swiftly as the joy it gives us.