Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.

True remorse is never just a regret over consequences; it is a regret over motive.

Beauty often fades, but seldom so swiftly as the joy it gives us.

There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.

Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

Others settle for small rewards; the neurotic must always go for broke.

I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.