Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

Make a habit of telling the truth, or make a habit of lying: to decide each case on its own merits is exhausting, and hardly ever worth it.

The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.

It's easy enough to get along with a loved and loving child - at least till you try to get him to do something.

Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.