Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.

As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.

Humiliation is a vast country of imprecise boundaries. If you think you're there, you are. The neurotic rule: when in doubt, go ahead and feel humiliated.

There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.