Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.

Few of us could bear to have ourselves for neighbors.

Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist.

Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness.

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.

Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.