Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

There's an awful lot of blood around that water is thicker than.

In any family, measles are less contagious than bad habits.

Neurotics dream of a good life, or a great suicide note.

If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.

Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.

Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.