A good executive is one who makes people contentedly settle for less than they meant to get, in return for more than they meant to give.

Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.

Revenge leads to an empty fullness, like eating dirt.

We climb mountains because they are there, and worship God because He is not.

Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.