Love is often gentle, desire always a rage.

If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't.

I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.

Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.

An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.