No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.

Your money, or your life. We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does.

Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.

Your children tell you casually years later what it would have killed you with worry to know at the time.

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.