Men gossip less than women, but mean it.
The neurotic feels as though trapped in a gas-filled room where at any moment someone, probably himself, will strike a match.
We always prefer war on our own terms to peace on someone else's.
The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.
Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.
Puritans will never believe it, but life is full of disagreeable things that aren't even good for you.