There's only one person who needs a glass of water oftener than a small child tucked in for the night, and that's a writer sitting down to write.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money.

Don't be yourself - be someone a little nicer.

Creative work is one of life's greatest pleasures, and the only one we will gladly interrupt.