In any family, measles are less contagious than bad habits.

True remorse is never just a regret over consequences; it is a regret over motive.

It's impossible to be loyal to your family, your friends, your country, and your principles, all at the same time.

The neurotic believes that life has meaning, but that his life hasn't.

There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.

I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.

A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters.