What you can't get out of, get into wholeheartedly.

When the pressures really mount, the neurotic must choose: Shall he have a good cry, or set fire to his neighbor's house?

Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.

People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough.

There's no way to repay a mother's love, or lack of it.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition.