There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.
Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.
Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.
There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.
Others settle for small rewards; the neurotic must always go for broke.
Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.