It's awesome to realize that if your greatest potential talent is for riding a bicycle upside down on a high wire, you will somehow discover it.

Your money, or your life. We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does.

We are like people with short-term leases on summer cottages; we can never seem to make our provisions come out even with our stay.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.

Nobody knows the trouble we've seen-but we keep trying to tell them.

Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.

Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.