I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will do again; You will bite your tongue, careful or not, Upon the already-bitten spot.

As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.

A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband.

Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.

Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.

God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.