Life marks us all down, so it's just as well that we start out by overpricing ourselves.
One of life's few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you love, and to leave them for a week.
Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality.
Suburb: a place that isn't city, isn't country, and isn't tolerable.
Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.