If you must reread old love letters, better pick a room without mirrors.

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.

There are three iron links in the neurotic's chain: unloving, unlovable, unloved.

If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.

The neurotic keeps minute track of his enemies; it is only his friends he is careless about.

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.

In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.