You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.

Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.

Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.

The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.

Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't.

The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.