Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.
Neurotics make poor patriots; if you're ashamed of something as big as yourself, it's hard to be proud of something as small as your country.
Every creature stalks some other, catches it, and is caught.
Others settle for small rewards; the neurotic must always go for broke.
Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.