Don't fool yourself that important things can be put off till tomorrow; they can be put off forever, or not at all

Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.

I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will do again; You will bite your tongue, careful or not, Upon the already-bitten spot.

Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.

The marriage of convenience has this to recommend it: we are better judges of convenience than we are of love.

God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!