Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

We welcome passion, for the mind is briefly let off duty.

The neurotic doesn't know how to cope with his emotional bills; some he keeps paying over and over, others he never pays at all.

It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

When hope is hungry, everything feeds it