The next voice you hear will undoubtedly be your own.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

How tired God must be of guilt and loneliness, for that is all we ever bring to Him.

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on.

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.

Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.