Anywhere you go liking everyone, everyone will be likeable.

It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror.

Most of our diversions do not so much delay death as accustom us to it.

The neurotic doesn't know how to cope with his emotional bills; some he keeps paying over and over, others he never pays at all.

When first we fall in love, we feel that we know all there is to know about life, and perhaps we are right.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.