There are whole years for which I hope I'll never be cross-examined, for I could not give an alibi.
If you must reread old love letters, better pick a room without mirrors.
Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.
Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either.
We work for praise, and dawdle once we have it.
My religious position: I think that God could do a lot better, and I'm willing to give Him the chance.