Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.

In any family, measles are less contagious than bad habits.

Boredom is often the cause of promiscuity, and always its result.

Neurotics are anxiety prone, accident prone, and often just prone.

An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.