Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.

If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.

We sometimes feel that we have been really understood, but it was always long ago, by someone now dead.

The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

Throughout our lives, we see in the mirror the same innocent trusting face we have seen there since childhood.