Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.

The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.

Neurotics expect you to remember all the things that they tell you, and many that they don't.

The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

Life marks us all down, so it's just as well that we start out by overpricing ourselves.

Says the rude child: "No, I won't do it." Says the courteous grown-up: "Yes, I won't do it.