The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.

The neurotic longs to touch bottom, so at least he won't have that to worry about anymore.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

People are like birds: on the wing, all beautiful; up close, all beady little eyes.

I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.

Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.