The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.

All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.

Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.

How tired God must be of guilt and loneliness, for that is all we ever bring to Him.

If you see in your children most of your own faults, you have failed as a parent, but succeeded as a neurotic.

People are like birds: on the wing, all beautiful; up close, all beady little eyes.

Suburb: a place that isn't city, isn't country, and isn't tolerable.