The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.

Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition.

Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.

Your children vividly remember every unkind thing you ever did to them, plus a few you really didn't.

If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.

I'm afraid to win, and afraid to lose; I hate a draw and can't stop competing; otherwise I'm fine.

An artist usually has no friends except other artists, and usually they do not like his work.