The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.

A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.

We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs.

Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will do again; You will bite your tongue, careful or not, Upon the already-bitten spot.

Creative work is one of life's greatest pleasures, and the only one we will gladly interrupt.