The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.

Your children vividly remember every unkind thing you ever did to them, plus a few you really didn't.

The plague of government is senile delinquency.

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

Neurotic quarrels always have the same theme-song: Hate me and get it over with.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.