The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.

Self-confidence grows on trees, in other people's orchards.

A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters.

There's only one person who needs a glass of water oftener than a small child tucked in for the night, and that's a writer sitting down to write.

Men gossip less than women, but mean it.

We are seldom happy with what we now have, but would go to pieces if we lost any part of it.