The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.

When their children fail to charm others, few parents can stay neutral.

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.

No one ever loved anyone the way that person wanted to be loved.

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.