The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.

Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.

We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?

No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.

I'm afraid to win, and afraid to lose; I hate a draw and can't stop competing; otherwise I'm fine.

With each passing year, one has less to say, and knows better how to say it.

We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.