Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.

If I knew why I worried so much, I wouldn't worry.

How strange that the young should always think the world is against them - when in fact that is the only time it is for them.

If you see in your children most of your own faults, you have failed as a parent, but succeeded as a neurotic.

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.

God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.