There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.
It is always safe to tell people that they're looking wonderful.
Age is a slowing down of everything except fear.
Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.
We semaphore from ship to ship, but they're sinking, too.
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.