Your children vividly remember every unkind thing you ever did to them, plus a few you really didn't.

Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.

All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.

Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between.

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

Many of us go through life feeling as an actor might feel who does not like his part and does not believe in the play.

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.