The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
Others follow patterns; we alone are unpredictable.
Learn a little of anything, and you're ready to proselytize.
God and the devil lose to a common enemy: inertia.
When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.