Pull yourself together' is seldom said to anyone who can.

Few of us could bear to have ourselves for neighbors.

Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.

Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.

The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.

The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.