Pull yourself together' is seldom said to anyone who can.

After he has had his tantrum, the neurotic expects those around him to feel friendly and relaxed; after all, he does.

The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.

The neurotic doesn't know how to cope with his emotional bills; some he keeps paying over and over, others he never pays at all.

Learn a little of anything, and you're ready to proselytize.

Your children tell you casually years later what it would have killed you with worry to know at the time.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.