Pull yourself together' is seldom said to anyone who can.

Puritans will never believe it, but life is full of disagreeable things that aren't even good for you.

Altruism is a hard master, but so is opportunism.

Anywhere you go liking everyone, everyone will be likeable.

When first we fall in love, we feel that we know all there is to know about life, and perhaps we are right.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.