Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.
The neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me.
Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.
The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.
A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.
People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.