The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

When women feel they have learned to forgive their mothers - and men, their fathers - all it usually means is that they've decided to allow themselves the same kind of behavior.

God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.

The neurotic keeps minute track of his enemies; it is only his friends he is careless about.