Neurotics always feel as though they were going way up or way down, which is odd in people going sideways.

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.

Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.

People will disapprove of you if you're unhappy, or if you're happy in The Wrong Way.

God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.

Neurotics expect you to remember all the things that they tell you, and many that they don't.

You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.