If I knew why I worried so much, I wouldn't worry.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.

Few novels or plays could exist without at least one troublemaker in the group, and perhaps life couldn't either.

With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.

If the second marriage really succeeds, the first one didn't really fail.