The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.
The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.
With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.
People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.
Few of us write great novels; all of us live them.
Once you become self-conscious, there is no end to it; once you start to doubt, there is no room for anything else.