One of life's few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you love, and to leave them for a week.
I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.
A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
Most of us would rather risk catastrophe than read the directions.
Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.
Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.