Despair is anger with no place to go.

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.

Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

Always live up to your standards — by lowering them, if necessary.

Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.