Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.

I'm always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I wish it was easy to follow that advice.

Women polish the silver and water the plants and wait to be really needed.

Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist.

People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough.

Revenge leads to an empty fullness, like eating dirt.