Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.

Says the rude child: "No, I won't do it." Says the courteous grown-up: "Yes, I won't do it.

Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't.

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.

Things are never so bad that they can't get worse. But they're sometimes so bad they can't get better.

God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.

No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.