Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.
You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.
My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.
Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
To talk easily with people, you must firmly believe that either you or they are interesting. And even then it's not easy.