If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.

It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror.

If I knew why I worried so much, I wouldn't worry.

There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.

The first-rate mind is always curious, compassionate, original, and pessimistic.