If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.

No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.

Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.

You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.

We work for praise, and dawdle once we have it.

Love is often gentle, desire always a rage.

Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.