If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.

Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness.

Nobody knows the trouble we've seen-but we keep trying to tell them.

A doctor recently described to me "benign positional vertigo": it means you get dizzy in certain positions, but you can get over it without necessarily changing the position. Change "vertigo" to "anxiety," and you've summed up the neurotic's plight.

When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.

A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.

Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.