If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.

You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.

Failure can get to be a rather comfortable old friend.

Humiliation is a vast country of imprecise boundaries. If you think you're there, you are. The neurotic rule: when in doubt, go ahead and feel humiliated.

The neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me.

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.