If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.

Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news.

Neurotics dream of a good life, or a great suicide note.

We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs.

We semaphore from ship to ship, but they're sinking, too.

People will disapprove of you if you're unhappy, or if you're happy in The Wrong Way.

Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.