If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.

My religious position: I think that God could do a lot better, and I'm willing to give Him the chance.

You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.

If it came true, it wasn't much of a dream.

Many of us are equal to life's emergencies who cannot bear its day-after-dayness.

Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

Your children tell you casually years later what it would have killed you with worry to know at the time.