If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.

Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.

Age is a slowing down of everything except fear.

The neurotic thinks himself both Hamlet and Claudius, in a world that belongs to Polonius.

When "Why not do it?" barely outweighs "Why do it?" — don't do it.

Elegimos aquellos que nos gusta, con los que amamos, no tenemos voz en el asunto.

We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?