Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

How tired God must be of guilt and loneliness, for that is all we ever bring to Him.

No woman wants to see herself too clearly.

Life is a mixed blessing, which we vainly try to unmix.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?