Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.
A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.
Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.
No woman wants to see herself too clearly.
I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.