I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.
What we forgive too freely doesn't stay forgiven.
The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.
Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.
Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.
A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.