Love looks forward, hate looks back, anxiety has eyes all over its head.
The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.
What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.
If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.
Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.