When "Why not do it?" barely outweighs "Why do it?" — don't do it.

Life is a mixed blessing, which we vainly try to unmix.

There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.

Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.

Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both.

Many of us go through life feeling as an actor might feel who does not like his part and does not believe in the play.

Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.