When "Why not do it?" barely outweighs "Why do it?" — don't do it.

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.

I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.

Neurotics are always looking for something new to overdo.

In retrospect, our triumphs could as easily have happened to someone else; but our defeats are uniquely our own.

We are never more self-righteous than when giving up what we should have shunned all along.

If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.