The excesses of love soon pass, but its insufficiencies torment us forever.
Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs.
I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.
Neurotics are always looking for something new to overdo.
Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.