Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.
People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.
At the beginning of a love affair, not even the neurotic is neurotic.
Most of our diversions do not so much delay death as accustom us to it.
There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.