The past is rich in lessons from which we would greatly profit except that the present is always so full of Special Circumstances.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.

My thoughts, I guess, are bitter; who but the bitter have thoughts?

Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

Self-confidence grows on trees, in other people's orchards.

Throughout our lives, we see in the mirror the same innocent trusting face we have seen there since childhood.