The past is rich in lessons from which we would greatly profit except that the present is always so full of Special Circumstances.

Others settle for small rewards; the neurotic must always go for broke.

If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.

Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.

Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.

Nobody ever loved anybody like everybody wants to be loved.

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.