Luck: when your burst of energy doesn't run afoul of someone else's.

There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.

Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.

I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.

Neurotics are always looking for something new to overdo.