God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.

When "Why not do it?" barely outweighs "Why do it?" — don't do it.

The three horrors of modern life - talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction.

Surrounded by people who love life, you love it too; surrounded by people who don't, you don't.

Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.

If you are brave too often, people will come to expect it of you.