If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.

The neurotic doesn't know how to cope with his emotional bills; some he keeps paying over and over, others he never pays at all.

Desire creates havoc when it is the only thing between two people, or when it is what's missing.

One day you are an apprentice, and everybody's pet; the next, you are coldly expected to deliver. There is never sufficient warning that the second day is coming.

When "Why not do it?" barely outweighs "Why do it?" — don't do it.

What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us.