If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't.

It's awesome to realize that if your greatest potential talent is for riding a bicycle upside down on a high wire, you will somehow discover it.

We catch frightful glimpses of ourselves in the hostile eyes of others.

I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.