If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.

If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.

Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.

There are children born to be children, and others who must mark time till they can take their natural places as adults.

Revenge leads to an empty fullness, like eating dirt.

Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.