Don't be yourself - be someone a little nicer.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

It's easy enough to get along with a loved and loving child - at least till you try to get him to do something.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.

One of life's few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you love, and to leave them for a week.

It's awesome to realize that if your greatest potential talent is for riding a bicycle upside down on a high wire, you will somehow discover it.