The neurotic doesn't know how to cope with his emotional bills; some he keeps paying over and over, others he never pays at all.
When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.
Men gossip less than women, but mean it.
Few of us could bear to have ourselves for neighbors.
The know-nothings are, unfortunately, seldom the do-nothings.
There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.