No one ever loved anyone the way that person wanted to be loved.

Every now and then you run across radiantly attractive people and you're delighted to find they adore you, till you realize that they adore just about everybody - and that's what's made them radiantly attractive.

Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't.

Puritans will never believe it, but life is full of disagreeable things that aren't even good for you.

Altruism is a hard master, but so is opportunism.

In church, sacred music would make believers of us all — but preachers can be counted on to restore the balance.

The neurotic longs to touch bottom, so at least he won't have that to worry about anymore.