I want you to see me naked and performing one or two dozen mad acts, which will take me less than half an hour, because if you have seen them with your own eyes, you can safely swear to any others you might wish to add.

It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow.

He preaches well that lives well

There is nothing costs less than civility.

I have other fish to fry.

Whether the pitcher hits the stone or the stone hits the pitcher, it goes ill with the pitcher.

All the vices, Sancho, bring some kind of pleasure with them; but envy brings nothing but irritation, bitterness, and rage.