I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.
Mike BirbigliaDopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams.
Mike BirbigliaI take the subway four times a day, or close to it. I just love the subway! My grandfather worked as an electrician when they were digging the subway.
Mike Birbiglia