Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often donโt know who you are, which is why they kill you.
Mike BirbigliaI can always go back to waiting tables, but I won't be very good at it. I'll never be good at it.
Mike BirbigliaWhen I made 'Sleepwalk with Me,' many people asked me if was a novelty thing, a one-off. But this is the goal, I'm just hitting it 12 years after I thought I would.
Mike BirbigliaI never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, 'I gotta get me some of that!'
Mike Birbiglia