Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why they kill you.

Where art and business intersect is a challenging hurdle for a lot of people, reconciling the fact that not everyone is going to make it in the same way. Yeah, you have to be a little selfish, probably.

Comedy unites, it doesn't divide!

I think sometimes you don't understand how to convey an idea, depending on the moment you're living in.

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.